THE BASIC PRINCIPLES OF ESCORTS

... Dio recounts an Trade in between Elagabalus along with the well-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus tackled the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Don't call me lord, I am a Woman.' Dio concludes his anecdote by acquiring Elagabalus inquiring his physicians to provide him the equal of a woman's vagina via a surgical incision. ^Sad